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There is no bootcamp.

No 12-week cohort. No "senior engineer in 90 days." No Discord with four thousand people posting screenshots of their first console.log.

This URL used to redirect to a 1987 music video, which was arguably the most honest bootcamp on the internet: it promised nothing and delivered exactly that. The redirect is gone. The curriculum is below, in full, for free.

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The entire syllabus

  1. Build the thing badly

    Pick something you actually want to exist. Ship it in whatever state you can. Tutorials end at the demo; this is where the education starts.

  2. Keep it running for six months

    Users, edge cases, a dependency that breaks on a Sunday. Nobody teaches this part because nobody can — you have to be there when it happens.

  3. Delete half of it

    Go back with everything you learned and remove what you no longer need. Less code. More wisdom. That's the tagline and the whole syllabus.